A no-cycling cycle path

You couldn't make this stuff up. UKP100,000-worth of newly-renovated cycle path in Yorkshire has been re-opened, complete with "No Cycling" signs. It's too narrow to ride along, see.

The council's comment:

"As long as cyclists adhere to the signs, then there should be no problems."

More cycle farcility (sic) nonsense can be found on the Warrington Cycle Campaign "Facility of the month" pages. Have a browse through their archives.